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Kim Kardashian in a bikini

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Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of making me think this is really a nightmare. Only one way to find out: Are Heidi and Spencer still alive? Yes? Fuck it's a nightmare.


 Source: thesupericial.com
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Kim Kardashian encouraged Heidi to do Playboy

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When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you'd figure she'd take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But not really. MTV News reports:
"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?'"
Kardashian told her to "go for it."
"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

What exactly is "the whole process" that needed talking through? Take off your clothes and smile for the camera? Pretty self-explanatory. Granted, we're talking about Heidi Montag here, but I'm sure there was a stun gun handy whenever she confused "act sexy" with "put on a gay porno and leave the room" like she's trained to do at home.Source: thesuperficial.com
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Kim Kardashian's bikini butt

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Apparently, some hero out there took my advice and finally snapped a picture of Kim Kardashian's ass in a bikini. I had no idea I had that kind of control over people, so that being said, bring me Mila Kunis and a ham sandwich, puppets! Oh, yeah, and spicy brown mustard. Spicy!
 
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Kim Kardashian in a bikini

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These are some more shots from Kim Kardashian's obviously posed photo shoot in Miami Tuesday. You can tell it's canned by the lack of butt shots, so let me tell you about the time a paparazzo took a picture of Kim's ass when he wasn't supposed to: HE MADE A SHIT-TON OF MONEY!
Really can't believe I had to spell that out.

 
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Kim Kardashian: Lovin’ Life in Miami

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Spending the weekend in sunny Florida, Kim Kardashian was spotted out for a late night bite to eat on Ocean Drive in Miami on Saturday (May 16).
Having arrived in town earlier in the day, the E! reality sweetheart ventured out to Prime 112 for dinner before making her way back to the Hilton Hotel.
Always loving her trips to the southern Florida hotspot, Kim hit up her Twitter earlier today, telling: “Morning! Miami is so beautiful! I want 2 move here! Ahhh ate too much last night.”
On a side note, don’t forget to tune into a brand new episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E! tonight (May 17), airing at 10/9C.

Letting fans know what’s in store, Kim’s sister, Khloe, tells: “Adrienne (Bailon) introduces her parents to my family on tonight’s brand new episode of Keeping Up!!!” Source: celebrity-gossip.net
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Kim Kardashian: Derby Dame

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It’s that time of year again- time for the highly-anticipated Kentucky Derby.  And last night (May 1) Kim Kardashian was spotted living it up at the 2nd Annual Derby Spectacular Celebration in Louisville, Kentucky.
The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” hottie was joined by her mother Kris Jenner as she schomoozed with fellow party guests, even taking over the deejay booth at one point.

As for Kim’s relationship with Reggie Bush, gal pal Brittny Gastineau recently told press that before long there will be wedding bells and the pitter-patter of little feet running around. “I think Kim and Reggie are definitely going to get married and have babies.  They’re going to have the cutest babies ever. They really are.  They both have very similar smiles.  Their kid is going to have a million-dollar smile.”

Source: Celebrity-gossip.net 
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Kim Kardashian hosts look-a-like contest

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Dammit. I knew I should've put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that's open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on The Tyra Banks Show and here are the details for all you Kim clones with or without a penis:
Users upload their photos on Celebuzz.com and Kim picks her top five "real girls" and her top five drag queens with the ten finalists going head to head (or breast to fake breast) on Kim's official site where users vote for their favorite and pick a winner.
In addition to being anointed QUEEN OF THE KIM's, the winner will receive a personal phone call from Kim and a fantastic assortment of goodies that every girl (or drag queen) would flip their wig over including, a tiara, a new wig, false eyelashes, butt pads, and a great assortment of jewelry and make-up personally handpicked by Kim!

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Kim Kardashian Lightens Up Her Locks

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Looking every bit the definition of elegant, Kim Kardashian was spotted making her way around New York City on Sunday afternoon (April 26).
Sporting lighter locks and a cute blue dress, the E! reality starlet joined pal BJ Coleman as the twosome enjoyed the warm weather in the Big Apple.
Always one to keep an active calendar, Miss Kardashian kicked off her weekend by attending ESPN Magazine’s 6th Annual Pre-Draft Party.

Held at Espace in NYC, Miss Kardashian joined gal pal Adrienne Bailon at the football fete which drew out a gust list including Deion Sanders, Dwight Freeney, Fabolous, Fat Joe and Michael Strahan, among others.Source: celebrity-gossip.net
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Kim Kardashian on Miss California

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Okay, everybody, we can all relax now. Kim Kardashian is finally giving her two cents on the Miss California gay marriage debacle. Phew. For a minute there, I thought a national scandal would go by without the insight of a woman whose ass should be overseas protecting our troops from roadside bombs. Anyway, here's what Kim told People:


"I don't agree with her narrow mindedness and neither do a lot of people," Kardashian, 28, tells PEOPLE of Prejean's much-discussed response to judge Perez Hilton's query of her opinion the civil rights issue. "I'm not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader. Everyone has the right to be happy and be treated equally and I think not allowing gay marriage just kind of puts us back."
Adds Kardashian, "I believe you're in love with who you're in love with, and you should be able to marry them. No one should tell someone else how to think or how to feel."
Kardashian says she appreciates that Prejean was merely saying what she believed, but that may not have been the most tolerant of opinions. "I obviously have a completely different opinion but I think her answer was true to her," Kardashian says. "That answer represented her and how she felt. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. She stood up for what she believes in so she should be happy with that backlash."
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush | The Saint And The Sinner | April GQ Magazine

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Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush show off their sexy bods in their first joint photo shoot for the April 2009 issue of GQ magazine. “Here is my first-ever photo shoot with Reggie and I! It’s in next month’s GQ magazine, which is on stands now,” the socialite blogs.
In one of the sexy photos, Reggie is seen pushing up with Kim on his back. Another picture shows the 28-year-old hottie wrapping her arms around her beau’s shirtless body. “We were super excited for this shoot but also a bit nervous,” she writes on her official blog.

“We had never done a shoot together and didn’t know what to expect!” Kim goes on. “It turned out super hot and we love it. The article also gives a glimpse into our relationship.”
 
  
 
 
Source:desinuts.com  


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Kim Kardashian gets burned

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Ouch. Kim Kardashian is on vacation in Mexico with her family and posted on Twitter a picture of the righteous sunburn she got with the message: “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”
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Kim Kardashian wants six-pack abs

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Kim Kardashian posted the above pic on her blog from an upcoming Muscle and Fitness photo shoot. She's claims she's on her way to six-pack abs which means scientists must have developed a version of Photoshop that works on real life. Otherwise, you got me:
Alright guys, I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it's paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way of course.

While I admire Kim's dedication to physical fitness, maybe she should invest a little time and effort in CHANGING A FUCKING LIGHT BULB. I mean, Jesus, it's like this picture was taken in the Batcave. Is she trying to hide someth- Oh, I get it.Source: thesuperficial.com
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Kim Kardashian hearts fitness

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Here's some behind-the-scene photos from Kim Kardashian's upcoming workout video where she extols the three most important virtues of teaching physical fitness:
1. Show lots of cleavage. (Couldn't agree more.)

2. Wear black pants in low lighting because, honestly, who's going to look at that bulbous butt and say "Goddamn, I wish my thighs were bigger"?3. Never shoot below the waist except from over there. Way over there. No, seriously, dude, hop in the golf cart, and we'll hit you on the walkie.
Then, of course, there's the final tenet: Duct tape a pillow to a stunt double's ass. I'm pretty sure that's an old Jane Fonda trick. True story.
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Kim Kardashian calls out Octo-Mom

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Kim Kardashian is apparently taking umbrage with Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, according to her blog. Finally, someone Kim is just slightly higher than on the morality ladder:
Why is Octomom wearing my Jimmy Choo sunglasses!? I think it's a little ridiculous that she claims she has no money and is on welfare to take care of her 14 children, yet she is out shopping and buying Jimmy Choo sunglasses!
I guess she'd rather spend her octo-dollars on accessories. Aren't 14 accessories enough, Octomom?? Am I sensing a shopping addiction here? Khloe and Kourtney can hook you up with someone who can help you battle this!

Yeah, Octomom, why are you spending all that money on Jimmy Choo's? When you could be shopping at Kim's store Dash! Stop in today for their Media Whore Clearance Spectacular. You're gonna love it! NOTE: If you're a Knicks fan, congratulations, your team's just been cursed. At least more so than usual. Hi-YO!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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The Kardashian Sisters Present: “Little Black Dress” Mini Collection

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What do we have here? We’ve got 3 shapely sisters in 3 little black dresses posing prettily on the red carpet!

Khloe recently complained on the show that people call her “giant” or “amazonian woman”, even though she is only 5′9”. It’s all about the fact that she always poses next to her much shorter sisters: Kim is 5′2” and Kourtney is 5 feet tall. I even doubt that her BMI is (much) higher than Kim’s, because if you look at her, you can see that she is just: 1. Taller. 2. Shaped differently - she doesn’t have her sisters’ hourglass shape, but she looks great nonetheless.

How do you like the girls (and their dresses) here?

Source: skinnyvscurvy.com
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Kim Kardashian is still, I dunno, doing stuff

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Hey, look, it's Kim Kardashian picking up her dry cleaning. Exciting, huh? Seriously, do I even need to explain why I'm posting these? It's Saturday, nothing's happening, and Kim Kardashian has an ass I would expect to belong to a medium sized rhinoceros. Mystery solved. Continue Entry»

Kim Kardashian airbrushed?

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Kim Kardashian appears in the latest issue of "Complex", but when her photo gallery popped up online, the diligent folks over at "ANIMAL" noticed something was a tad off with the above pic:
We spotted this image (left) of the talentless starlet this morning in their "web exclusive" gallery, but by afternoon she was looking recognizably altered (right) and then removed from the site completely.
Wait. You mean Kim's thighs aren't perfectly creamy white, but instead blotchy and full of varicose veins? Jesus, it's like everything I ever known is a lie. I should probably go down to the nudie bar and make sure the strippers are still real. With my hands.
UPDATE: Obviously, the bouncers are working for the machines. Save yourselves!
REAL UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has blogged, everybody: "I'm proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect." Translation: "Hope you liked my publicity stunt." Seriously, could this story have any more unpredictable twists? Next we'll find out Khloe likes ice cream. Gasp!

Source: thesuperficial.com

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Kim Kardashian stars in another porno. Sort of.

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Or condense yourself into one giant assed woman.

The whole Kardashian clan is getting ready to sue the pants off Hustler for their latest spoof "Keeping it Up For the KardASSians", according to TMZ. You'd think these people would embrace another porno considering their entire relevancy is based off of one. But, hey, I get it; they'll stick with the reality show. Because those things are just full of dignity and grace.
Source: thesuperficial.comhttp://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/kim_kardashian_starring_in_ano.php

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Jessica Simpson is hot!!!!!!!!!!!????????

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Kim Kardashian is coming to Jessica Simpson's defense – one curvy girl to another – following a slew of reports ridiculing Simpson's fuller figure.


In an exclusive interview with PEOPLE Wednesday, Kardashian, 28, said, "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture of Simpson performing Jan. 25 in Pembroke Pines, Fla. I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!' "Kardashian, whose E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns in March, says she has no issues whatsoever with Simpson's outfit, which many critics slammed. "I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous." Adds Kardashian, who's attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, "I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there's nothing wrong it." No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, "It doesn't really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it."
Source:people.com
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