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Madonna victorious in Mercy adoption mission?

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After weeks of self-serving speculation you could cut with a spoon,Madonna has allegedly persuaded the courts in Malawi to allow the completion of her plans to adopt.
Madge, 50, has campaigned for two years to gain legal custody of now-year old  Chifundo “Mercy” James, but her application was blocked by a lower court in March and she immediately launched an appeal. Today she was told by her attorney, Alan Chinula, that two of the East African nation’s three appeal Judges are fully in favor, and the third would soon fall in line with his colleagues resolve.
The official announcement will be made at the Court house on Sunday, but a court insider has confirmed the good news, “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favor, and Mercy should start packing her bags - She’s off to America!”
The Material Mommy has been seriously keen for Mercy to be a sister for adopted son, David, who made the trip from Malawi in 2006. Mercy’s first chance was blocked because the lower court ruled Madge had to live in the country for at least 18-months before she applied, but one judge soon changed his mind and Mercy’s adoption has hit no more snags. “No stone has been left unturned to prove that ruling was wrong.” a close friend told the Sun’s scribes.

As for the lady herself, a close friend told the press, “She’s ecstatic! She made a promise that she wouldn’t give up on Mercy, and she could move mountains when she’s this determined.” Yes, and being worth $600m also helps to persuade.
In other news, Madge’s former husband, Guy Ritchie, 40, was recently spied in West Hollywood, deeply engaged in an intimate dinner with a delightful but unknown brunette. It was the pair’s second date in a week. Details are patchy, but we’ll keep you advised if he gets to dessert.Source: hotmommagossip.com
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Madonna's cleavage and a gun show

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Madonna also made an appearance at the Met Gala last night and gave everyone an eyeful of death boobs and biceps. Anyone else surprised she has cleavage? I always assumed Madonna's workout regimen ground her chest into a large cavity inhabited by baby dragons. That's what I get for believing in science.

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Sean Penn wants divorce - and the kids

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If you’re a fan of  Sean Penn you may be in luck – he’s about to be single. Again. Sean has filed papers to dissolve his uneasy marriage to Robin Wright-Penn. The glamorous couple got hitched in 1996 and their marriage already hit shallows in 2007, but that divorce was dismissed at the couple’s request. Three days later, Robin did the same thing. But this time it looks like it’s real.
Previously married to Madonna, Sean, 48, has now asked the court to end the thirteen-year marriage with Robin, 43, by means of ‘legal separation with minor children.’ The couple have two, Dylan, 18, and Hopper, 15, and last time they did this they asked for joint custody, which is likely to happen this time as well - if this divorce sticks.

Doesn’t sound like that went down too well, huh?
Last month, rumors were flying about a lustful liaison with Natalie Portman, but sources close to Ms. Portman have dismissed them as ‘baseless.’ As a sad codicil, Monday was the couple’s 13th anniversary.
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Cops say Madonna’s horse story is bull

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Madonna’s publicist is a tricky little bugger. Last year she dropped the ball with the divorce settlement between the pop star and Guy Ritchie. Now police are contradicting her story about a paparazzo caushing her fall this weekend.
Rep Liz Rosenberg claimed a photographer jumped out of the bushes and spooked Madonna’s horse, but her camp neglected to mention such a problem when they talked to the police.
Sgt. Herbert Johnson from the Southampton Village P.D. told TMZ: “There is no mention of photographers. It’s a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written ‘paparazzi’ in the form - if they felt there was a problem.”

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Madonna vs. Horse: The Battle Continues

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Failing to heed the warning from her 2005 injury, Madonna got her ass kicked by another horse yesterday, according to the New York Post:
The Material Mom, who suffered broken bones in a similar accident three years ago, was leaping over hurdles on a brown steed on the East End spread when she bit the dust just before 4:30 p.m.
In the wake of the titanic tumble, more than 10 people, including her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz, 22, rushed to her side.
Rescue workers, who arrived minutes later, scooped up the "Like a Virgin" songstress and gingerly carried her on a backboard to a waiting ambulance, which raced to Southampton Hospital.
She suffered only minor injuries and bruises but will have further tests and will remain under doctor's observations, her spokeswoman said.

Jesus. When are her people going to learn that if you place what's technically a cadaver on top of horse you're going to spook the hell out of it? Even I know that and the closest I've been to an actual farm is the marijuana greenhouse in my backyard. -- I mean, the neighbor's backyard. I'm too beautiful for prison!Source: thesuperficial.com

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Madonna's 1979 nude photo shoot

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These are shots of Madonna taken in 1979 for photographer Martin H.M. Schreiber that will be shown for the first time in the UK at the Brighton Festival's "The Madonna Nudes - 30th Anniversary Exhibition." Despite everything I've said about Madonna, I have to admit she looks damn good here at 45 - which proves her sorcery. To the torches, men!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that may cause a winged spider monkey to shoot you with a crossbow if you don't start masturbating. *KATWANG* I'm going! I'm going!


 Source: thesuperficial.com
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Madonna donates half a million to Italian quake victims

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Madonna may have left Mercy behind in Malawi, but she didn’t leave her generosity there. The singer has promised to donate $500,000 to victims of Monday’s devastating earthquake in Italy, according to the mayor of Pacentro.
Mayor Fernando Caparso said he was deeply moved by her efforts to assist the town - where two of her grandparents were born - as well as surrounding areas affected by the 6.3 magnitude quake. More than 200 people died in the quake and thousands were left homeless.
Most of the donation, Caparso said, would go to locations hit hardest, which includes L’Aquila, a ciiy 60 miles from Pacentro.
Madonna’s spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed that the pop star donated a “substantial amount” but didn’t disclose an exact figure.

Source: celebutopia.net
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Madonna thinking to adapt another child

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Madonna has been thinking to adopt another Malawian child, a girl this time.
Officials of Malawi in Africa said that they would consider a petition by Madonna to adopt an orphaned girl from that country.
Malawian officials have indicated she will arrive in the African country this weekend in an attempt to adopt a 14-month-old orphan named Mercy James.
Mercy comes from the same orphanage as Madonna’s 3-year-old son, David Banda whose adoption was completed last year.
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Madonna, seriously, you're 50

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Madonna attended the annual Kabbalah Purim party last night dressed like a goth Catholic schoolgirl. Way to ruin that fantasy for me, Madonna. What's next on your list? Sexy nurses? Naughty meter maids? Lusty garbage ladies with their own personal love dumpster? I should probably stop there.

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Madonna still enjoys A-Rod

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Despite recently dating a zombie, has rekindled her love affair with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld's home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:



"But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star's nerves. She's fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, "Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out."

Right, because before the leaked images got out, I didn't think Madonna drained the life-force of children to live. But now, RUN, DAVID BANDA, RUN! Warn the villagers! She's got adoption papers!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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It’s Britney, bitch!

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Britney Spears come back is supposed to be original… but she looks just like Madonna!

The pop princess celebrate her 6th album, Circus.

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Guy Ritchie: single and twice as rich

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Seems like Madonna and Guy Ritchie have come to an agreement on how to split her money in their divorce; because less face it: she was the bread-winner. He was worth $50 Million while the Material Girl is worth 10 times that amount.

So the estranged husband will receive $60 Million, their London manor and their London pub as a farewell gift.

Someone close to the movie director declared: “Guy is his own man with his own money. He’s much too proud to start going after Madonna’s millions. He doesn’t want to get into a tug-of-war. He loves the children and would never jeopardize his relationship with them.”

He’s actually more than two times richer than he was now that she’s leaving him, so why stir steam up? There’s some good coming out of all this after all, at least for Guy!

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Madonna for Louis Vuitton

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Louis Vuitton finally has their new handbags collection out. And seriously, who else would be better than ionic Madonna to help represent this luxurious brand?

She looks stunning. I’m actually looking at her more than at the handbags!
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