Celebrity Gossip

Hugh Jackman Month continues to plow ahead, this time with a hand and footprint ceremony outside Grauman's Chinese Theater yesterday in Hollywood. Might I suggest an inscription for this momentous occasion?:
"Lest we remember the thespian who played Sideburns McKnifeHands, we will be forever lost as a nation. -- Also, do you think he's gay? - The Superficial Writer, 2009 April.
I miss him already.