Celebrity Gossip

Here's Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren't important to me posing for famed photographer Terry Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They're pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing that will happen to any of you all week. Let's not ruin it with words. Shh. Shh. Just emotions. Thanks to Cory who should be anchoring goddamn CNN. The man knows news.