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Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo actually happened

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I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse:
A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we're told he couldn't keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky's house.
Our source said, "Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete -- unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player."

For the record, the star in the first pic is TMZ's, so I have no idea what's under there. But let's assume it's similar to a stegosaurus laying on its side and covered in maple syrup. Too real? You're right. My bad.
 
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy," a rep for Hilton says.

 
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton stripped for money? I don't believe it.

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According to a new expose, Paris Hilton was essentially a stripper for high-rollers in Vegas at one point. NY Daily News reports:
"[Hilton] flew down to Vegas," Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. "We partied pretty hard."
According to Jawhary, some Hollywood players would "pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch."
Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. "Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked," she claims.
She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton."
You know what I love about this story? How believable it is. I mean, c'mon, is anyone really shocked to learn Paris Hilton took her clothes off to make a couple grand? That's like finding out Samantha Ronson turns into a bat at night. Holy shit, stop the press.
Source: thesuperficial.com

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Paris Hilton basically f-cking in public

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt pretty much decided to publicly flaunt their shit all over Cannes this week because here they are practically having intercourse at a nightclub. I'm no scholar of international law, but I'm 90% positive this counts as a war crime. If we prosecuted the Nazis, then honestly, I don't see how we can let these two off the hook.
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton's neighbor offers $27K/month to get rid of her

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt just moved into a new Hollywood Hills home last week, and already one neighbor is willing to fork out almost $30 grand a month to get her the fuck out. TMZ reports:
The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.
The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away.
And get this ... we're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

Jesus. I'm pretty sure that last sentence alone is legal grounds for firing a gun into Doug Reinhardt's nostril. Granted, it's been a while since my law school days (Ladies?), we're talking a clear case of self-defense here. -- That was your cue to start shooting, so whenever.
Source: thesuperficial.com

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Paris Hilton has an ass. Who knew?

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Here's Paris Hilton in the Caribbeans wearing a bikini that's failing miserably in the ass coverage department. Then again, I'm surprised she even has one. I just assumed Paris' legs connected to her torso like a butt-less LEGO figure, but clearly, there's an on-ramp to VD back there. Did not see that coming.

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Paris Hilton in 'The Unfortunate Angle'

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Maybe I was up too late writing captions, but did it take anyone else a minute to realize that's Paris' purse strap and not a gigantic penis? I don't know what that says about me as a person, but consider this a revelatory look at my immediate perception of Paris Hilton. In the meantime, I'm going to get some coffee before I mistake Lindsay Lohan for a walking clitoris.

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Paris Hilton to receive legitimate award

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Based on the success of her perfume lines, Paris Hilton has been announced as the Celebrity of the Year Award by The Fragrance Foundation. She'll be officially recognized at the 2009 FiFi Awards in May, according to Parlux Fragrances who will extend her contract another five years.

So help me out here, a committee of rational adults sat together in a room and decided Paris Hilton was worthy of international prestige and recognition? -- Have these people actually met her? I mean, they know she's not a cartoon character, right? Sure, the wonk-eye isn't doing any favors, but that's a human being up there. At least in the biological sense.Source: thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: Shacking Up?

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They’ve only been dating for a short time, but Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt seem to be very eager to take the next step in their relationship.
And yesterday (April 23) the “Simple Life” cutie and her baseball-playing beau were spotted doing a little house hunting in a swanky Beverly Hills neighborhood.

Paris and Doug looked to be excited about the property they viewed, though Miss Hilton seemed annoyed with the paparazzi presence.  At one point she took a picture of the shutterbugs with her mobile phone. Following their real estate venture, the happy twosome headed over to Hilton’s sister Nicky’s house, emerging an hour later holding hands.
Source: celegrity-gossip.net
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Paris Hilton for Guess. So classy.

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Here's Paris Hilton ad campaign for the Guess Spring/Summer 2009 collection. Because apparently they want to lose a lot of money. Who knows? That said, two observations:
1. If PETA truly cares about animals, why aren't they armed to the teeth and pulling that Chihuahua out of Paris' house? I mean, Michael Vick gets jail time yet this chick visibly commits animal abuse in an international ad campaign. Where's the justice?

2. Are my eyes deceiving me or did they seriously airbrush thighs onto Paris to make her look heavier? I can understand cropping out the tentacles, but it's pretty much a scientific fact she has the legs of a flamingo. No, really, I tried to stick her in my yard once. Totally killed my lawn. NOTE: I tossed in some old shots from Guess to round out the pics. Feel free to point that out as much as possible.
 
  
  
 
 Source: thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton in a bikini

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Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at the Coachella Music Festival yesterday, and I gotta admit, there's times I would. I'd do- *click* Whoa! My penis just pulled a gun, everybody. Okay, I'm stepping away from the keyboard. You're in charge. You're the man. My car keys? Here you go even though we both know you can't drive stick. Haha, talk about irony. *click* I'll be good.

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Paris Hilton is just as confused as you are

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Paris Hilton took her breasts out in London last night and is clearly as shocked as we are to see them. It's almost like they magically appear from another dimension only to vanish just as quickly. That said, she's so regal in these photos. Sort of like royalty, but you have to burn the throne after she sits on it.

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Paris Hilton: 'Doug Reinhardt will be my husband'

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Talking to E! News at the Samantha Ronson party Lindsay Lohan was banned from, Paris revealed she wants to marry Doug Reinhardt:
"We're best friends," Paris told me. "It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."
As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn't happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. "You never know," Doug said. "He's going to be my husband," Paris giggled.

You know what? I'm all for this, and I hear Mexico is a great place to get married right now. No, really, I'll even invite a whole bunch of my classy friends, a cartel of them if you will, because I love romance so much. Now get packin', you crazy lovebirds!
Source: thesuperficial.com 
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Paris Hilton in a bikini... thing

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Paris Hilton demonstrating what herpes will look like in the year 3057.
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Doug Reinhardt Buys Paris Hilton a 10,000 Dollars Puppy

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Doug Reinhardt is said to have bought his rumored girlfriend Paris Hilton a teacup Pomeranian puppy that costs 10,000 dollars.





Not yet giving an official statement about the extent of his relationship with , Doug Reinhardt is said to have bought the celebrity socialite a new puppy that costs $10,000. The baseball player reportedly bought her the puppy, which is a teacup Pomeranian, during their recent visit to Tokyo, Japan.





Paris, as said by an insider, went to Japan to promote popular handbags line Samantha Thavasa. And Doug "went with her to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly," the insider claims. "He says she's the hottest girl on the planet."

Paris herself thinks Doug is "really funny and sweet," the insider continues. "When she ended her previous relationship with Benji [Madden], she promised herself she'd be single for a year. But she thinks Doug's handsome, generous and fun to be with."

Unlike Doug, Benji was just too boring, the insider tells Life and Style, adding that the Good Charlotte band member "was so strict and controlling and never let her go out."

The pricey puppy was not the only gift that Doug Reinhardt presents to Paris. Last month, he reportedly gave her a print of an Andy Warhol piece depicting late actress Marilyn Monroe during Valentine's Day. Still, neither Paris nor Doug has confirmed the circulating rumors of them dating.

Source: aceshowbiz.com



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