Celebrity Gossip

Here's Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable as hell. At this rate, the only thing interesting Shauna can do is raise the lost city of Atlantis out of the sea. Then flash her tits at it.

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Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and "accidentally" flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when I'm supposed to be at work. Which is actually more like an act of heroism, but who has time to split hairs?

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I don't really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn't been relevant since 1996. But then again, she's wearing a bikini. God, my life is hard.

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Shauna Sand spent the Memorial Day weekend in Miami with her new boyfriend, and I'm pretty sure I've committed several OSHA violations just by posting pics of them making out. But, like I always say, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And getting the clap." (Never ask me to cook breakfast.)

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